So I was reading Melissa’s post on a squirrel at work and I remembered:

We have a mouse at work. (Have I ever mentioned that I work for a Fortune 250 company?)

Anyway, we found the mouse. Apparently he likes Caramel Hershey’s Kisses. I know this from the large amount of empty wrappers found in his hiding place. <Note: hiding place = bottom desk drawer of the lady who is on vacation>

Upon finding the mouse, I did what any responsible employee would do.

I went to the store to purchase fake mice.